Sublime and Ridiculous

"The only way of tolerating existence is to lose oneself in a perpetual orgy of absurdity." - Sebastian Horsley




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xkcd: Porn For Women

xkcd: Porn For Women



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Reality sinks in

  • Me: For some reason the idea that we'll actually be married and I can get on your insurance seems really weird.
  • Borfy: Ha!
  • Me: Dude, I'm going to be your wife! You'll talk to strangers and refer to "my wife!"
  • Borfy: I know!
  • Me: THAT'S CRAZY!
  • Neil: I know!


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Kittens, inspired by kittens on Yahoo! Video



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Totally impractical, but I love it.

Totally impractical, but I love it.



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Well, okay then.

  • Her: Biachestos
  • Me: Excuse me?
  • Me: BTW, I've had 2 dreams in the past 2 weeks that you were in jail.
  • Her: I dont know what 2blehbkeh
  • Me: Okay, get back to me when you're sober.
  • Her: No

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For Lent I’m giving up not having sex.



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I find Borfy’s urologist weirdly attractive. Our mutual interest in Borfy’s penis, however, makes it a complicated attraction.



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Reblogged from hipsterpuppies
Would have been more awesome if Nabokov had been spelled correctly, but still awesome anyway. hipsterpuppies: hugo asks you to please be careful, that’s a first edition nabakov [photo via keegam]

Would have been more awesome if Nabokov had been spelled correctly, but still awesome anyway.

hipsterpuppies:

hugo asks you to please be careful, that’s a first edition nabakov

[photo via keegam]



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<3 <3 <3 via www.thenewpornographers.com

<3 <3 <3

via www.thenewpornographers.com



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Have I mentioned before that I want to make love to this band as an entity? &lt;3

Have I mentioned before that I want to make love to this band as an entity? <3